Funny Father's Day Quotes

• Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
  - Bill Cosby
• The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get.
  ¬- Tim Russert
• A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
  - Gabriel Garcia Márquez
• My father was a statesman; I'm a political woman. My father was a saint. I'm not.
  - Indira Gandhi
• Father, whom I murdered every night but one, That one, when your death murdered me.
  - Howard Moss
• To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years
  - Ernest Hemingway
• A father is a banker provided by nature.
  - French Proverb
• A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be.
  - Carol Coats
• A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father.
  - Gabriel Garcia Marquez
• To be a successful father...there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years.
  - Ernest Hemingway
• The father is always a Republican toward his son, and his mother's always a Democrat.
  - Robert Frost
• My father told me that all businessmen were sons-of-bitches, but I never believed him until now.
- John F. Kennedy