On Father's Day, have a humorous encounter with your dad. Go through this article and find a collection of funny Father's Day sayings.

Funny Father's Day Sayings

Father's Day celebration comes as a breather in the midst of busy and crazy lives. It is time when we convey our message of thankfulness to father and fatherhood. Father is the person who sacrifices his desires and wishes to fulfill the dreams of his children. Also, every father is a true example of "encouragement" as he makes us believe our capabilities and strengths. When the entire world becomes dark and gloomy, he sprinkles lighting all around us. Surely you must have valued your father from inside, but have very rarely exhibited it in front of your father. Father's Day is the day to make him feel relaxed and create an atmosphere of fun and cheerfulness around him, with a few humorous sayings. Along with some nice songs and luscious food, some funny Father's day sayings offer great surprise and laugh for everyone. Although momentary, these humorous sayings have magical powers to ease away all his tensions. Go ahead and have a riot of laughter with your dad, witnessing a million dollar smile on his face. If you need any help, the following funny Father's Day sayings will come handy.

Humorous Sayings For Father's Day
  • My father was often angry when I was most like him. - Lillian Hellman quotes
  • My father considered a walk among the mountains as the equivalent of churchgoing. - Aldous Huxley quotes
  • My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic. - Spike Milligan quotes
  • A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold
  • A father carries pictures where his money used to be. - Unknown
  • The older I get, the smarter my father seems to get. - Tim Russert
  • A man knows when he is growing old because he begins to look like his father. - Gabriel Garcia Márquez
  • My father hated radio and could not wait for television to be invented so he could hate that too.- Peter De Vries quotes
  • To her the name of father was another name for love.- Fanny Fern
  • My father was a statesman; I'm a political woman. My father was a saint. I'm not.- Indira Gandhi
  • Father, whom I murdered every night but one, That one, when your death murdered me.- Howard Moss
  • To be a successful father... there's one absolute rule: when you have a kid, don't look at it for the first two years. - Ernest Hemingway
  • My father only hit me once - but he used a Volvo. - Bill Cosby quotes
  • My father confused me. From the ages of one to seven, I thought my name was Jesus Christ! - Spike Milligan quotes
  • I'm so ugly - My father carries around a picture of the kid who came with his wallet"- Rodney Dangerfield
  •  The son whines to his father, "You messed up my childhood!" And the father says, "How could I, son? I wasn't even there" - Author Unknown
  • If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right. - Bill Cosby
  • The thing to remember about fathers is... they're men.- Unknown
  • When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished at how much he had learned in seven years. - Mark Twain