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Here are some Easter jokes: -
Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: What does a rooster say to a hen he likes?
A: Your one hot chick!
Q: What do ducks have for lunch?
A: Soup and quackers!
Q: Why did the rabbit cross the road?
A: Because it was the chicken's day off.
Q: Why are people always tired in April?
A: Because they just finished a march
Q: What's the difference between a bunny and a lumberjack?
A: One chews and hops, the other hews and chops.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics.
Q: What grows between your nose and chin?
A: Tulips.
Q: What do you get when you find a rabbit with no hair?
A: A hairless hare!
