Fathers have a multifaceted personality. At times, they are our friend, while at other times; they act as a strict taskmaster, correcting us whenever we go wrong. However, the undeniable fact is that they love us immensely and unconditionally. Sadly, even after knowing this truth, we rarely express out our adoration towards our dads freely. That is why every year; a special day is dedicated to all the fathers, giving absolute chance to each child to make their beloved fathers feel special and exclusive. On Father's Day, it is our duty to express the amount of love and care that we nurture for him. At the same time, we need to make the day very special for him. Including jokes into Father's Day celebration will definitely help you to witness the extra curve on your Father's face. There are different genres of Father's Day jokes available these days. Of them, religious jokes are most entertaining. Read on to explore Christian Father's Day jokes to make your dad burst with laughter.
Religious Jokes For Father's Day
Thanksgiving Day was approaching, and a family had received a Thanksgiving card with a painting of a pilgrim family on its way to church. Grandma showed the card to her small grandchildren, observing, "The pilgrim children liked to go to church with their mothers and fathers." "Oh, yeah?" her grandson replied, "So, why is their dad carrying that rifle?"
The Census Taker
Five years old Becky answered the door when the Census taker came by. She told the Census taker that her daddy was a doctor and wasn't home, because he was performing an appendectomy.
"My," said the census taker, "that sure is a big word for such a little girl. Do you know what it means?"
"Sure! Fifteen hundred bucks and that doesn't even include the anesthesiologist!"
A little child in church for the first time watched as the ushers passed the offering plates.
When they neared the pew where he sat, the youngster piped up so that everyone could hear: "Don't pay for me Daddy, I'm under five."
What Time Is It
It was scarcely half-past nine when the rather fierce-looking father of the girl entered the parlor where the timid lover was courting her. The father had his watch in his hand.
"Young man," he said, "do you know what time it is?"
"Y-y-yes sir," stuttered the frightened lover, as he scrambled out into the hall; "I--I
was just going to leave!"
After the beau had made a rapid exit, the father turned to the girl and said in astonishment:
"What was the matter with that fellow? My watch has run down, and I simply wanted to know the time."
A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father, who was a minister, if they could discuss the use of the car. His father took him to his study and said to him, "I'll make a deal with you. You bring your grades up, study your bible a little and get your hair cut and we'll talk about it."
After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father, if they could discuss use of the car. They again went to the father's study where his father said, "Son, I've been real proud of you. You have brought your grades up, you've studied your bible diligently, but you didn't get your hair cut."
The young man waited a moment and replied, "You know Dad, I've been thinking about that. You know, Samsom had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair!", to which is father replied, "Yes, you're right, and they also WALKED every where they went!"