Jokes can always enlighten the spirit of a celebration like Father's Day. Here is a collection of funny/humorous Father's Day jokes.

Funny Father's Day Jokes

Being a father is not an easy task. A person has to go through many hardships to fulfill this responsibility. The moment a man becomes a dad, he accepts a lifetime of responsibility. He bestows his children with unconditional love and care, without asking for anything in return. He tries his best to make his children's life not less than perfect. Fathers work day and night just to fulfill each demand and need of their children. Therefore, Father's Day provides children with a chance to treat him specially and make him proud of his fatherhood. On this day, make your dad realize your love and gratitude. One of the best ways is to have a hilarious encounter with your dad is by reciting some of the funny and rib tickling Father's Day jokes. We have given some of the funny Fathers Day jokes in the following lines, just for you.

Humorous Jokes For Fathers Day

Papa Bear
Mary married a former Marine, who worked for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears -- one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When the boy seemed confused, his father brought out a picture of himself in full Marine dress. "See, Connor?" he explained, pointing to the photo and then to the bear. "That's Daddy."

The Right Choice
Ryan, a 16-year-old boy, was out late with friends one night. Suddenly he realized it was Father's Day and he had neglected to buy a card for dad. After much searching, Ryan located an open store, but was disappointed to find only two cards left on a picked-over rack. Selecting one, he brought it home and, somewhat sheepishly, presented it to his father.

Upon opening it, Dad read the message: "You've been like a father to me."
He looked at Ryan, puzzled.
"Well, Dad," Ryan tried to explain, "It was either that or the card that said, 'Now that I'm a father too!'"

Who's the Boss?
While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, "Yes my little princess." The girl then continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"

The Little Beach Bum
A father was enjoying with his five-year-old son in the beach. Suddenly, the boy pointed to a dead bird and asked his father "Dad, what happened to this chap?" The dad coolly replied "Oh this? He just died and went to Heaven," The little boy thought for a moment and then said, "Oh My, Did God throw him back down?"

The Drink Of Water
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later...."Da-ad...."
"I'm thirsty. Can you bring a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later:"Da-aaaad....."
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I have a drink of water??"
"I told you NO!" If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!!"
Five minutes later......"Daaaa-aaaad....."
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring a glass of water?"

What a Card!
Father's Day was near when I brought my three-year-old son, Tyler, to the card store. Inside, I showed him the cards for dads and told him to pick one.
When I looked back, Tyler was picking up one card after another, opening them up and quickly shoving them back into slots, every which way. "Tyler, what are you doing?" I asked. "Haven't you found a nice card for Daddy yet?"
"No," he replied. "I'm looking for one with money in it."

Paternal Payback
On the day I received my learner's permit, my father agreed to take me out for a driving lesson. With a big grin, he hopped in behind the driver's seat. "Why aren't you sitting up front on the passenger's side?" I asked.
"Kirsten, I've been waiting for this ever since you were a little girl," Dad replied. "Now it's my turn to sit back here and kick the seat."

Pop Vs. Pup
While flying from Denver to Kansas City, Kansas, my mother was sitting across the aisle from a woman and her eight-year-old son. Mom couldn't help laughing as they neared their destination as she heard the mother say to the boy, "Now remember - run to Dad first, then the dog."

Watch the Wash, Dad
I decided to make myself useful and do a load of the family laundry. When I took the clothes out of the machine, I discovered - to my dismay - that I had also washed the watch my wife had given me while we were dating. "Don't expect me to replace it," she said later with an obvious lack of sympathy. By the time Father's Day rolled around, however, she had relented and gave me a beautiful new watch. Attached was a note with this stipulation: "DRY-CLEAN ONLY!" -