Valentines Humor

• Q: What did the letter say to the stamp?
• A: You send me
  
  
• Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
• A: I'm stuck on you.
  
  
• Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
• A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
  
  
• Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
• A: You turn me on.
  
  
• Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
• A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
  
  
• Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
• A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
  
  
• Q: What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
• A: Hogs and Kisses!
  
  
• Q: What did the paper clip say to the magnet?
• A: "I find you very attractive."
  
  
• Q: What did the pencil say to the paper?
• A: "I dot my i's on you!"
  
  
• Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
• A: A valentiny!
  
  
• Q: What does a man who loves his car do on February 14?
• A: He gives it a Valenshine!
  
  
• Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
• A: Because it's all heart.

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